Let's smile for a while

 A little boy is talking with his big brother

* I know what you are going to say next
# What?
* See? I know you'd say "What"!
       
Ahmad proudly tells his mother

* Mother, I got one-hundred in two subjects.
# Fine, Ahmad. What were they?
* Forty in history and sixsty in arithmetic.

huu..h!

The teacher is asking an aritmatic question

* Dino, if you found four hundred rupiahs in your right pocket and
   three hundred rupiahs in your left pocket, what would you do?
# I would wear someone else's pants. 

All the kids were trying to impress Grandpa,       who had come for a visit

Lily boasted saying:
* I'm first in aritmetic, grandpa
Soleh said he had come in first in the spelling bee
Grandpa asked little Dana
* What are you firs in, Dana?
# Well, I'm the first one out the door when the bell rings.